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oh no
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[15 Mar 2009|03:03am] |
am sick.
Chief Inspector Heat told me i'd catch something & of course i didn't listen
going back to bed & cuddling my kitty until am not sick
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[02 Mar 2009|01:06pm] |
I completely forgot my birthday was yesterday until my mum sent me a package
What should I name my kitty
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[01 Mar 2009|11:50pm] |
there is a CAT sitting outside my flat and it WON'T GO AWAY
what do i smell like milk or catnip or something
what should i do
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[28 Feb 2009|04:08pm] |
I need to go into the herb business again
man that was some good damn money and my garden's gone and got itself a bit overgrown if you know what I mean
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[16 Feb 2009|01:31pm] |
THERE IS A FUCKING GRIM IN MY TEA LEAVES
HOLY FUCKING GOD THERE IS A GRIM IN MY TEA LEAVES
I MEAN IT THIS TIME
added later: stephen thinks it might not be the grim someone come over and look
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[04 Feb 2009|11:04pm] |
Marcus Damien Belby: The Experimenter.
1st March, 1979; 25.
Ravenclaw, 1990-1997.
Private-practice diviner.
Pureblood, indiscriminate, Order-leaning, stoner.
1. Predicts his own death every couple weeks. This is nothing new; he's been doing it since he started Divination in third year.
2. If he ever tells you that he's not on drugs, he is probably lying. Marcus is a diviner in the tradition of the Oracle of Delphi: he gets high, "tunes into the ether," and sees the future. Yep.
3. Occasionally sells "herbal remedies." This is a code word for pot and some other mind-altering substances.
4. Smells like pot and incense pretty much all the time.
5. Isn't incompetent. He just chooses not to function at full-capacity sometimes.
6. He likes snow. And big piles of leaves. And bonfires in the middle of nowhere.
7. Has been arrested for presumed possession twice, once by the Muggle cops and once by Hitwizards. The Muggle cops let him off because, being a sneaky monkey, he managed to make his baggie of weed invisible and undetectable when they mistakenly left him alone for five minutes and smelling like weed isn't enough to charge him. The Hitwizards were not so easily fooled and he got a fine, a slap on the wrist, and a few days in the custody of the DMLE (complete with complimentary shower).
8. Slughorn let him in the Slug Club as an attempt to get in good with a prominent Wizarding family (prominent partly because of their blood, mostly because of their high achieving standards, and then more because Uncle Damocles invented the Wolfsbane Potion). It was seriously a struggle for Slughorn to keep him in the Slug Club. Marcus has concluded that Slughorn touches kids in the bad way and refuses to be convinced otherwise.
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